Anonymous:
Post Some Nudes :)

Yeah how about no.

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emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

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clip art on my online defensive driving

clip art on my online defensive driving

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UGH can anyone tell me what this is??

I’m vaguely remembering this random thing, I want to say it is something animated, like a tv show?

Basically what I remember is this dude needed to graffiti the tippytop of some tower or castle or something that was heavily guarded and he did it but this other guy totally one upped him.

WHAT IS IT

internetsafety101:

you don’t eat spiders in your sleep pls for a second think about how uncomfortable physically ingesting a spider would be. you wouldn’t sleep through that! also spiders aren’t going to just crawl in your mouth like they know where they should go and a dark wet hot cave prob isn’t the best choice THEY GET IT spiders get it. they get you. they get where you’re coming from.

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plokijok:

i can’t get over this poster for snow white and the huntsman
if you look at it without the queen it’s so funny

caw

plokijok:

i can’t get over this poster for snow white and the huntsman

if you look at it without the queen it’s so funny

caw

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In response to this random guy who added me on facebook, proceeded to be a big creepster and I said “ugh go away” which he said “ok”. That was yesterday. I deleted him.
Then I got this. Give it a fucking break? Why are these men so persistent??

In response to this random guy who added me on facebook, proceeded to be a big creepster and I said “ugh go away” which he said “ok”. That was yesterday. I deleted him.

Then I got this. Give it a fucking break? Why are these men so persistent??

how weird is it that i’m counting down days in my head with “the twelve days of christmas”

yesterday when it was four days until my birthday i was like “yesss it’s past five golden rings and everyone knows that is the midpoint and now we’re up to four calling birds!!”

and like five minutes ago i was thinking “woo it’s only two turtle doves until chris gets here and three french hens until my bday”

WHAT A WEIRDO

fedex what the hell are you doing with my laptop

the tracking thing is telling me weird things

GUYS GUYS THE SCALE SAID 114.6

I HAVEN’T BEEN BELOW 115 FOR LIKE FOUR YEARS

THREE DAYS UNTIL MY 21ST BIRTHDAY

nigga say whaaaat

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